Back by popular demand: Can you guess the game based only on a blurb from a Steam review? Take Part 2 of our critical quiz!

Steam reviews are an endless source of both information and amusement. Where else can you read a review from someone who has played a survival game for 35,000 hours before giving it a thumbs-down? Or, for that matter, find a glowing review of an MMO someone has played for less than an hour?

But the best Steam reviews, for my money, are the ones where a player hammers out a review that encapsulates an entire game in just a few words, like the one in the image above by Steam user “Cyber Lesbian” for Marvel Rivals. Short reviews are like mini-poems, really, and even when they’re silly they can still tell you a lot about game.